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The Chronicles of Larry: Season Two Kindle Edition
Larryballs is back and he’s not taking any sh*t!
Allegedly based on a true story (this cannot be confirmed nor denied)...
Many moons ago in a seedy alley that cut through the heart of Toledo, Ohio, Seester McSeesterson and Seymour Snatch stumbled on their way to a hotel room from an evening of drunken debauchery. In that moment, Seester noticed a leather bound journal illuminated by the bright moonlight next to a dumpster.
She never knew that when she opened it their lives would be forever changed. Contained therein was a journal of a man named Larry. For hours they poured over tale after tale of revenge of the highest order, the ultimate in chicanery, and lived out a romance for the ages, coupled with the most electrifying profane lexicon either of them had ever bore witness to.
They searched for years trying to locate this rockstar of revenge and purveyor of profanity, only to come up empty in every search. Soon after, they decided it would be selfish to keep to themselves this epic saga of one man’s transformation from every day office drone to freedom and f*ckery. So they transcribed his journal in order to release it to the world.
You should NOT read this book. But if you do, make sure you read Season One first. This book contains the most offensive stories of all time and should be banned worldwide. Seymour and Seester are not responsible for any material contained herein and are merely vessels transporting these stories to the masses. Please proceed with extreme caution. You have been warned.
- ASIN : B01N8RQ0EB
- Language : English
- File size : 303 KB
- Simultaneous device usage : Unlimited
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Print length : 176 pages
- Page numbers source ISBN : 1540488918
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If you are easy offended or of a delicate disposition- avoid The Chronicles of Larry . If your not Jump Right on In
Will have you laughing at the life of this sick, twisted guy.
I will warn the reader not to read this book in public. First, there is the excretion issue and then... well, I was reading parts of this great literature to my husband quietly in his ear while in a waiting room. We were laughing so hard, we caused a scene. I know, I know I read my husband the most romantic works of literature'.
The endgame to Larry's vengeance plots - I still cannot get over the creative use of yogurt...oh and then the creative use of materials at the marriage counselor's office - is that he found the confidence to execute a breathtaking maneuver on Jane. He was lovable - sort of in that drunk uncle kind of way but after that move, he became hot, still drunk,but hot.
They say appreciating or indulging in satire keeps your intelligence flexible and creative. Do yourself a solid - not a BM - but a mental exercise in satire and read "The Chronicles of Larry". I recommend you start with the first before this one. Toodles