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How to Get a Girlfriend (When You're a Terrifying Monster): A Cozy Fantasy Romance (Monster Girlfriend Book 1) Kindle Edition
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Trillin isn’t technically a person. She’s a tiny breakaway piece of consciousness from the all-devouring Endless, doomed to eventually rejoin it. But when a human witch stumbles into her world, Trillin suddenly has a new reason to figure out individuality–one shape-shifting tentacle at a time.
Sian is sure important magical discoveries are just around the corner, if she can just get her portals to work reliably. Reaching the dimension of the Endless without being eaten on sight is a dream come true, and Sian is determined to explore every bit of it. For science, of course, not for the strangely adorable life-form who keeps popping up and trying to… flirt?
But Trillin’s world can be a dangerous place, and keeping Sian safe might risk drawing the attention of the Endless itself–which will swallow Trillin up along with all her dreams of humanity. Together, can this unlikely duo escape the Endless, figure out the optimum number of appendages, and maybe even find love?
How to Get a Girlfriend (When You’re a Terrifying Monster) is a sapphic cozy fantasy romance between a witch scientist and a shape-shifting Cthulhu monster. HEA guaranteed!
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateJuly 31 2022
- File size2965 KB
- Because, as her heart was telling her, if anyone was going to make this human’s eyes glimmer with unearthly madness, it was going to be her.Highlighted by 68 Kindle readers
- “I won’t eat you.” Trillin’s voice was so sincere, so earnest, that Sian had to bite back a burst of giggles. “I know how to, now, but I won’t. I want you to know that.” “I think that’s the most romantic thing anyone’s ever told me.”Highlighted by 51 Kindle readers
Product details
- ASIN : B09ZB77JZR
- Language : English
- File size : 2965 KB
- Simultaneous device usage : Unlimited
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Sticky notes : On Kindle Scribe
- Print length : 115 pages
- Page numbers source ISBN : B0B7QC7YCP
- Best Sellers Rank: #7,997 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #36 in Lesbian Romance eBooks
- #36 in Lesbian Romance
- #177 in Witches & Wizards Paranormal Romance
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About the authors
Kalikoi brings you the best fiction about women in love with women. Our diverse authors know how to stir your imagination, speed up your heart, and make you laugh or cry. But by the end of a book, your only tears will be happy ones: Kalikoi books guarantee happily-ever-after or happy-for-now endings!
Our heroines all identify as women, but beyond that, the sky’s the limit. They may be trans or cis; they may be lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, or asexual; they may call themselves queer or Sapphic or prefer no labels at all. Kalikoi celebrates ALL women who love women.
Whether you’re looking for an action-packed paranormal romance, a fantasy to transport you to a magical world, a historical full of sensual detail, a moody noir, a lighthearted comedy, or a space adventure, Kalikoi has the book for you!
Marie Cardno lives on top of a windy hill in Wellington, the windiest city in the world. When she's not hiding from the weather, she enjoys curling up with a book and a glass of wine, and writing light-hearted urban fantasy and paranormal romance.
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Add in some sanity defying moments, and a end-of-the-world situation just to spice it, and voila! A story that can give you the fuzzies and the jebbies. :)

It hope the next book is a bit more filled out because like I said, I really enjoy the writing style and the concept is amazing. It has great bones, just needs better meat on them.

