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"Fantastic, funny, ferocious." -- Sam Sykes
Clay Cooper and his band were once the best of the best, the most feared and renowned crew of mercenaries this side of the Heartwyld.
Their glory days long past, the mercs have grown apart and grown old, fat, drunk, or a combination of the three. Then an ex-bandmate turns up at Clay's door with a plea for help -- the kind of mission that only the very brave or the very stupid would sign up for.
It's time to get the band back together.
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherOrbit
- Publication dateFeb. 21 2017
- File size6264 KB
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"Kings of the Wyld is gritty but not grim. It was a blast to read, from start to finish. The boys are getting the band back together, and woe be to anyone who stands in their way. Magic swords, broken promises, and some of the craziest action you're likely to read this side of the Wyld. Reading this book made me want to grab a sword and set off on an epic quest."―Christopher Paolini
"A fantastic read, a rollicking, page-turning, edge-of-your-seat road-trip of a book. Great characters, loveable rogues that I genuinely cared about and all manner of fantastical monsters. All spiced with a sly sense of humour that had me smiling throughout. Wonderful."―John Gwynne
"A comedy, an adventure tale, a consideration on growing older, and a sendup of fantasy conventions, all at the same time. It also has heart. In short: it rocks....I finished this book in one night. If I could, I'd see the tour, and buy the t-shirt. Instead, I'll have to content myself with waiting for the sequel, and reading it again."―B&N SF & Fantasy Blog
"Brilliant debut novel... Eames has cranked the thrills of epic fantasy up to 11... Moreover, the plot is emotionally rewarding, original, and hilarious. Eames clearly set out to write something fun to read, and he has succeeded spectacularly."―Publishers Weekly (starred review)
"Fantastic, funny, ferocious. Hugely recommended. Read it now."―Sam Sykes
"Absolutely awesome. If the Beatles held a concert tomorrow (with all the necromancy required for that to happen), it still wouldn't be as good a 'getting the band back together' story as this. Full of heroes, humor, and heart."―Jon Hollins
"Nicholas Eames brings brazen fun and a rock & roll sensibility to the fantasy genre."―Sebastien de Castell
"A fantastic epic fantasy! Just the right smidgen of tongue-in-cheek to work wonderfully. Go read."―Django Wexler
"An absolutely outstanding debut . . . [It has] all the heart and passion that great fantasy can bring in the hands of a master."―Myke Cole
"Kings of the Wyld took me back to my Dungeons and Dragons days. It has well-crafted characters long past their best but still fighting, non-stop fantasy action and welcome touches of humor. Great reading!"―Ian Irvine
"A promising, fast-paced debut that balances classic quest fantasy with modern sensibilities and liberal doses of humor. Huzzah!"―Alex Marshall
"An outstanding debut which will make you laugh and cry and hold your breath. This is a book that has it all."―K. J. Parker
"Escapism of my favorite type - noble quests, edge-of-the-seat action, and well-rounded, likeable characters that carve out their own unique definition of "family". If you like your fantasy gritty and your humor dark, then this is the next book for you."―Forbidden Planet
"Nicholas Eames is the voice of modern fantasy."―Michael R. Fletcher
"Eames' debut fantasy tale has it all....Readers will not be able to put this book down."―Booklist (starred review)
"Mercenaries get the rock star treatment in this funny, heart-filled epic fantasy."―Book Riot --This text refers to an alternate kindle_edition edition.
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- ASIN : B01KT7YTXW
- Publisher : Orbit (Feb. 21 2017)
- Language : English
- File size : 6264 KB
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- Print length : 422 pages
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Nicholas Eames was born to parents of infinite patience and unstinting support in Wingham, Ontario. Though he attended college for theatre arts, he gave up acting to pursue the infinitely more attainable profession of 'epic fantasy novelist'. Kings of the Wyld is his first novel. Nicholas loves black coffee, neat whiskey, the month of October and video games. He currently lives in Ontario, Canada, and is probably writing at this very moment.
Find him online at nicholaseames.com.
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It’s the go-to sales tool of everything and it can lead to a lot of disappointment. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve opened a so-called five-star rated title that’s been showered with accolades like ‘brilliant’, ‘epic’, ‘page-turner’, or ‘book of the year!’ and discovered it is nothing of the sort. I get to the point where I start to question the value of reviews anymore.
At first, I thought this was going to be yet another over-hyped work that didn’t live up to the praise. In some ways, that proved correct (thank goodness); in others, the reviews don’t do it justice.
Look above. Five stars.
This is not something I hand out willie-nillie to every book I read. Far from it. I often don’t bother to rate all the ones and twos I’ve tortured myself with or failed to finish. Before writing this, I even considered knocking one star off, down to four stars, because the book wasn’t what all the hype said it was. Then I thought about how I personally felt about it when I arrived at the last line of the epilogue and appreciated what Eames accomplished.
But you won’t hear hype here. I’m going to strip away all that and talk about a good book instead.
This book is funny. No, it’s not ‘laugh-out-loud hilarious’. Nor will it have you ‘bowled over in stitches.’ And thank goodness it isn’t. Oh, how I hate hyperbole. You’ll laugh. At times, you’ll love the wit and dark humor. Eames doesn’t overdo it. It’s a great story, serious more than comic, and the doses of ubiquitous humor are served in teaspoons rather than vats. In other words, he doesn’t ruin the plot.
On the subject of plot, this is not a complex tale. Statements like ‘weaving intricate brilliance’ ‘awesome, unexpected plot twists’, and ‘epic in scope’ are almost laughable once you’ve read this book. Instead, it’s a somewhat predictable one, which the author makes no apologies about, not one for political intrigue, instead moving the action-packed story forward. If I can find any complaint at all it would be that at times there was too much exposition/narration over just bloody well showing me. Although a pro-published work and pro-edited and I found about two typos, which is impressive in any book these days, I was surprised that more hadn't been done to clean that up. With that said, I barely noticed. It is enjoyable the entire ride, with great, flawed, and diverse characters, a unique premise, and worthy entertainment. Basically, in my view, it’s a fantasy version of Spinal Tap, 47 Ronin, and The Dirty Dozen all wrapped into one. Gritty, entertaining, and a decent plot. Not epic. Not 'mind-blowing'. But yeah, I know. It sounds friggin' good, doesn’t it?
Well, it is.
Picture a bunch of mercenaries in a world where they’re the hot rock bands, where the gigs, the bookers, the live stage are all in line with the '90s hair band concerts but with gladiators fighting monsters instead of Lycra-clad, guitar-wielding love gods. Now, add the greatest ‘Band’ of all time, now disbanded, old, and somewhat domesticated, who are pulled out of retirement for one more epic comeback gig: saving one of the band’s daughters from certain death behind the siege lines of the largest horde of fantastical evil beasts ever amassed.
Again, fun. Again, a great story line.
What I liked the most was the humanity within it. It pulls at the heartstrings on occasion. It’s vulgar and crude when it wants to be. Body parts are often lopped off, guts are spilled, entrails are unspooled, and there’s a fair bit of substance abuse. You know, Heavy Metal comics with an injection of Led Zeppelin. But again, Eames skillfully manages to keep it all real.
This is not epic. This is not hilarious. This is not riveting. It has a bit of each to varying degrees and thus is a book that is a gas to read.
Ignore the hype. Ease up on any of the over-the-top claims, and buy the book. If you like a fun, adventurous, and rewarding take on the fantasy genre, you won’t go wrong with Kings of the Wyld.
---Simon Lindley, author of Mannethorn's Key
The premise of having one last ride is an intriguing one, and instead of seeing the rise of heroes like most fantasy series promote, Kings of the Wyld is a tale of the fall. Once more onto the breach does not do Clay Cooper and his companions justice, and though Eames' writing is tongue in cheek with several references strewn throughout (don't think I didn't catch that Cake is a Lie line), the ride itself is bumpy enough that you'll cheer for the triumphs of our boys, and gasp at every heartpounding twist and calamity.
Whether you're an avid fan of Fantasy, a new reader of the genre, or just a guy like me who thought reading about some old Legends rocking out one last time was a great premise, Kings of the Wyld is sure to deliver a fun time.
The merecenary band, Saga has given up their glory days and settled into married life with varying degrees of success. When their former leader Gabe, comes knocking on Clay's door with the intention of "getting the band back together," Clay has his misgivings. He's the only member who seems to have settled into married life well, and knows the risks of their former life. But friendship (and his daughter) persuade him to venture forth one last time against odds that are stacked greatly against them.
The story is told from the perspective of Clay, the least "exciting" member of the who sees his sole skill as being a cold-blooded killer ("the right kind of wrong"), but he is the voice of reason (within reason) and his faultless loyalty keeps the band moving forward. The story is rooted very much in Dungeons and Dragons culture - almost every D&D monster makes an appearance - and also music with the old ways of the bands giving way to a new style of mercenary where popularity takes precedence over real glory. Saga are under no illusions that their former glory was due in no small part to dumb luck, and in certain situations throughout the tale, this shines forth, giving it a sense of realism. But then, as it is said, it is better to be lucky than good.
To close with, the author's wit does sparkle throughout the novel, but at times there are moments that can be considered touching, and they are dealt with in traditional male fashion - expressions of gratitude or love are met with an uncomfortable shrug. If you want deep and thoughful fantasy, this may disappoint. If you want a rollicking advernture, a good laugh and to reminisce about your old mates, then start reading. I've read about 90 books this year. I think this may be my favourite.
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A quick note: If you are offended by the frequent use of the "F" word and similar, this book is not for you. It comes up a lot in character dialogue. Considering the setting and characters, it does not feel excessive.
Kings of the Wyld presses my buttons on many levels. Let me start by saying I'm 47 and a portion of my youth was spent playing and "dungeon mastering" the role-playing game Dungeons and Dragons. I have a few minor aches and pains, and I'll never fit in those clothes I wore as a teenager again. This is relevant because...
Kings of the Wyld is about a band (Dungeons and Dragons style adventuring party) of middle-aged overweight and often drunk ex-mercenaries that emerge from what passes as normal retirement to get the band back together.
Their mission - rescue their frontman Gabriel's daughter from inevitable evisceration by almost the entire contents of the Dungeons and Dragons Monster Manual besieging the city of Castia where she is trapped.
The monstrous ensemble is called the Heartwyld Horde led by the sympathetically tragic Lastleaf - a Druin who seems to be a bit like an elf except with bunny ears. And he rides a Wyvern. I should point out here that this book does not take itself at all seriously except for a few genuinely poignant moments (wipes tear from eye at the memory of the closing scenes). This book has given me so many laughs!
Who are the band?
The hero of this tale is Clay whose inner monster was tamed by a loving wife and a darling daughter. He has long since hung up Blackheart – a wooden shield made out of a Treant – and retired. Then Gabriel comes calling.
Gabriel – divorced father of the damsel in distress and would be wielder of a potent magic sword except that he sold it to the cad now married to his ex-wife.
Then there is the wizard Moog who mourns the loss of his husband to the incurable “rot” disease from which he also suffers. One of the hazards of wandering the Heartwyld. He makes a living as an alchemist selling “Phylactery” which is best described as Viagra in gaseous form. And he lives in a tower that is almost exactly the same shape as a “thingy.” If you wonder what I mean by “thingy” just go back to that Viagra reference and I’m sure you’ll get it. The knocker on the door to his tower is a particularly amusing character named Steve who struggles to speak due to the brass ring in his mouth... and I thought I was cool having a brass dolphin on my front door.
Matrick is the band's drummer, sorry, knife-wielding warrior thief that somehow became King. The Queen has managed to produce 5 heirs to the throne, none of them fathered by Matrick himself and, oh yes, the Queen wants him dead. Extracting him from his former life to reform the band is trickier than you might think…
Lastly, there is Ganelon who is remarkably forgiving of the fact his former bandmates left him in a quarry turned to stone by a Basilisk for 20 years.
Other characters help and hinder them on the way, and I shall always remember the Ettin, Dane and Gregor with fondness. (An Ettin is a two-headed giant in case you’re wondering).
After suffering the indignity of being robbed by a band of girls named the Silk Arrows (twice!), the band’s expedition takes them through the Heartwyld that is still remarkably full of trouble considering so many of its denizens surround Castia for the whole story. The trip is complicated by the fact Matrick’s wife (the Queen) hired a bounty hunter to assassinate him. Is the bounty hunter a shadowy figure in a hooded cloak? Bobba Fett's twin brother? Nope. A bad-ass Daeva - false god nightmare of a winged woman with her own band of red-robed monks held in her thrall all riding in a skyship!
This story is chock full of humour, monsters, magic and magical weaponry, more monsters and touching moments. And touching moments with monsters (some of them wielding magical weaponry). If you’ve ever wished you could read a story with a wondrous variety of monsters all doing their worst, Kings of the Wyld is like a bowl of every flavour ice cream with a chocolate flake stuck in it plus syrup and those little coloured sugar tubes on top (I know them as hundreds and thousands). There are probably some marshmallows jammed in there somewhere too. Pure indulgence.
Of course, none of this would be worth our reading time or the 5th star if it were not woven into a compelling story. Make no mistake; this is not a regurgitated video or role-playing game. As a student of story craft myself, I know a well-structured story when I read one, and they are not found in the fantasy genre often enough. Nicholas Eames knows his stuff – the story twists, turns and pinches in all the places it must to cast its spell over any fantasy fan even if they never played Dungeons and Dragons. It's been a very long time since I last enjoyed reading a book this much. Count me in for the sequels.
If all this were not enough, Kings of the Wyld asks one of life’s most compelling questions. The answer to which the wizard Moog and every child under the age of 8 already knows…
Do owlbears actually exist?

There's one joke, that it's a world where D and D adventure parties are treated like old school rock stars, which runs out of steam by about 20%.
It never fully grasps the comedy nettle. There are a lot of po-faced fantasy tropes served straight, including what should have been a highly parody-able, none more creaky fantasy cod religion.
I like being in on the joke, and once I'd spotted that point of view character Clay lives in a village called Coverdale I realised the book is an Easter egg hunt. There was - ironically - something about rain on a wedding day, and a bit with a bloke selling rats on a stick. I spent the whole first night lying chortling up at my kindle. Sadly, this feature goes on hiatus for a long stretch and when it comes back at the end it's just a highly arbitrary carpet bomb.
As a story it's what youthful indiscretions in the David Eddings canon led me to call a "then they went" book. It follows what's now known as the “save the cat” structure - derived from bad movies, but now applied relentlessly to books. A McGuffin character in danger sparks a long, plot free plod through a series of sideshows on a journey. Kind of like a D and D campaign. One real weak spot, especially if you’ve read “Bored of the Rings” – and if not, then track it down – is the repeated arrival of Deus Ex Machina airways.
There’s a very heavy debt to Discworld, mainly from all the obvious fantasy fiction jokes, plus a cloying layer of the STP schmaltz that other reviews have described as “heart”. For a book that trades a lot on old school rock references, the character development is a lot more Michael Bolton than Whitesnake.
S,o from 20 per cent to the end the book got harder and harder to push uphill, and truthfully I don't think I could eat another whole one.
Plus, it’s an Orbit book, so only 95 per cent of it is actually this book, with 5 per cent of some other writer’s book I’m not interested in. Can I get my 4p back?

I can’t believe this is only a debut novel! Kings of the Wyld is one of the best fantasy books you will ever read. Do yourself a favour and read it!
Getting the Band Back Together
The premise of Kings of the Wyld is what has everyone reading these books! It’s a band of mercenaries, now old and greying, getting back together for one last “tour”.
We follow Clay Cooper, the leader, get everyone together once again to rescue his daughter. I loved this part of the story, where we meet everyone - it’s like watching those heist films where they get an old crew back together.
The plot in general was a lot of fun, but it also had me on the edge of my seat and was emotionally engaging too.
Engaging Characters
I’ve already talked about meeting all the old band members, but one thing I will add is that the writing made me feel nostalgic for “the old days” even though I’ve not experienced them in any way!
Our band of characters are brilliant! Despite their slightly larger bellies or drinking habits, and old age, they’re loyal, strong, and so easy to root for.
I cared deeply about all of them, and their relationships to each other. This was for many reasons, but the humour and the way they faced challenges together certainly helped.
Final Thoughts
Kings of the Wyld is a beautifully-written, emotionally-engaging fantasy novel that I wish there was more of! Heartswyld is an incredible world - with so many trees! - and I look forward to seeing what’s to come with this series

This is a pretty good book. Clay is a pretty well written hero, he's cool headed, pragmatic and fights his battles defensively looking after his friends. The rest of Saga is fairly diverse too each with their own history, their own reasons for being there. The world is well realised if a little generic for my liking in some regards though the characters do raise the bar. I think I actually like the idea of the book rather than the actual book itself, that said, the writing is decent, at times it's genuinely laugh out loud funny and it's certainly a page turner. My biggest problem I think was the ending felt pretty rushed with a quick run down of what happened to various characters, it was a bit disappointing.
Overall it's pretty good and i'll give the recently released sequel a go when I get the chance but it didn't blow me away. It has some nice ideas, some funny lines and was certainly entertaining but I doubt i'll really remember it much in a year or so. Worth a read if you like fantasy with a slight twist.
+ The idea of old overweight, drunken mercenaries getting together for a last outing is pretty cool.
+ Clay is a decent protagonist.
+ Fairly well written, sometimes laugh out loud funny.
- The world feels a little fantasy generic.
- Ending was a little bit TV character round up for my liking.

I really wanted to like it because at times it has some neat little touches and some of the pastiche elements do work. I did finish it so one star, glad it was only a pound!