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I Need a New Butt! Paperback – Illustrated, Sept. 17 2014

4.7 out of 5 stars 15,310 ratings
Book 1 of 3 in the New Bum Series

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A young boy suddenly notices a big problem—his butt has a huge crack! So he sets off to find a new one. Will he choose an armor-plated butt? A rocket butt? A robot butt? Find out in this quirky tale of a tail, which features hilarious rhymes and delightful illustrations. Children and parents will love this book—no ifs, ands, or butts about it!
Dover (2014) republication of the edition originally published by Oratia Media Ltd., Auckland, New Zealand, 2012.
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About the Author

Dawn McMillan writes fiction, nonfiction, poetry, and storybooks for children. She is also the author of Woolly Wally and Holy Socks. She lives in Waiomu, New Zealand.
Ross Kinnaird has illustrated such children's books as 50 Body Questions and the animated poem "Smaller," winner of the People's Choice Award at the World Parkinson's Congress. He lives in Auckland, New Zealand.

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  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Dover Publications; Illustrated edition (Sept. 17 2014)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Paperback ‏ : ‎ 32 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 0486787990
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-0486787992
  • Item weight ‏ : ‎ 159 g
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 20.85 x 0.74 x 28.37 cm
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Just opened the package and I am so disappointed to see that the corner of the book has been water damaged. It appears to have been wet for some time because some of the corners of the pages are beginning to disintegrate and fall apart. 😪
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