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Buster the Talking Dog (Me Tawk Funny 2): A Shaggy Dog Story for Kids Aged 6 to 13. 16-Feb-2015

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Hector and Buster are back for more crazy adventures!

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After his earlier adventure, Hector Dumble is determined to get his dog Buster talking again. So he sets up a laboratory in his bedroom and starts mixing and boiling and evaporating and condensing ...

Unfortunately things don't quite go according to plan. Will Hector's hard work pay off in the end? Find out in this shaggy dog story for kids aged 6 to 13.

EXCERPT

When Hector and his father arrived at the park, it looked like a bomb had dropped. There were feathers scattered around the duck pond, there were chairs and tables overturned at the café, there were ice cream cones scattered across the ground near the ice cream truck, there were kids crying by the swings, there were squirrels crying in the trees … It was a mess and no mistake.
A police van was parked by the gate and a bunch of policemen were standing around. One of them was having his hand bandaged. Hector and his father approached them.
“Excuse me, officer,” said Mr Dumble. “You haven't seen a dog, about so high, brown, with sticky-uppy ears, have you?”
“Are you kidding?” said one of the police officers. “That's the canine who caused this salmagundi of discombobulation,”
“Pardon?” said Mr Dumble.
“The canis domesticus who instigated this cornucopia of pandemonium.”
“Eh?” said Mr Dumble.
The police chief came over. “Don't mind Larry,” said the chief. “He always uses big words when he's traumatized. What's the problem, sir?”
“Well, um, you see, the thing is, it's like this …” said Mr Dumble.

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Me Tawk Funny: Shaggy dog story for kids aged 6 to 11 10-Feb-2015

by Neil McFarlane

( 2,519 )

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How did Hector's dog start talking?

Hector Dumble thinks he's dumb. When his dog Buster starts talking to him, Hector begins to think he's crazy too.

Things become even stranger when Hector learns that his teacher Mr Weazel has a secret identity.

How will Hector handle having a dog that can talk and a teacher who wants to take over the world?

Find out in this shaggy dog story for kids aged 6 to 13.

EXCERPT

As they were taking a short cut across the park, Buster suddenly stopped walking.
“Come on, Buster,” said Hector. “Mom's waiting for us.”
But Buster just stood there and started making some funny noises. It wasn't really a growl and it wasn't really a bark. It was like a cross between the two. A 'grark'. Then he coughed a bit and gave another grark.
Hector looked at him curiously. “Buster, are you OK?”
Buster looked at Hector, grarked again, and then he said, “Kay kay.”
“Did you just say 'kay kay'?” Hector asked.
“Nuh nuh,” said Buster. “Missa me kay kay.”
“Huh?” Hector thought that the noises Buster was making were pretty weird.
“Missay me ko kay,” said Buster.
“Buster, are you trying to talk?” Hector said.
Buster cleared his throat again and said, “Me say me OK.”
So, thought Hector, all this studying and homework has finally made me go crazy. Now I think my dog can talk. “OK, Buster, let's go home. Mom will be worrying.”
“Hokay Hector,” said Buster. Then he gave another grark, as if he were trying to clear his throat. “Me tawk funny.”
“You sure do,” said Hector. “Come on.”

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Quite Possibly Without Doubt the Best Story Book in the World Ever, Maybe: The First Four Stories 9-Aug-2019

by Neil McFarlane

( 43 )

$3.95

Bedtime stories from London Book Festival Honoree Neil Roy McFarlane

The first four stories of the bumper collection Quite Possibly Without Doubt the Best Story Book in the World Ever, Maybe

* Can the two strangers save the captured grasshopper children from the monster in the woods?
* Can Derek the Disco Roman ever learn to dance disco like disco should be danced?
* Will Captain Slinky the parrotless pirate find a parrot so that all the other pirates stop poking fun at him?
* Can the bees use their submarine to rescue the Queen from the underwater frog castle?

(Yes, yes, yes and yes are the answers to those questions.)

Me Tawk Funny Too (Me Tawk Funny: Book Three) 29-Nov-2015

by Neil McFarlane

( 56 )

$2.63

The third installment in the acclaimed (by me!) Me Tawk Funny series.

Hector and Buster - and Geranium - are back in their biggest and most exciting adventure yet!

With the help of Geranium, the next-door neighbor's cat, Hector must once again use his chemistry skills to defeat the evil super-villain Professor Evil. But can Hector develop the new formula in time?

Find out in Me Tawk Funny Too: (Me Tawk Funny: Book Three).

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A Month of Bedtime Stories: the First Five Stories (and off you went to the woods) 9-Dec-2017

by Neil McFarlane

( 152 )

$2.52

The first five stories of the highly praised collection, "A Month of Bedtime Stories".

Children will love being the main character and hearing about the adventures they had earlier in the day. ("You don't remember? It must have been that bonk on the head that made you forget!") Parents too will enjoy the humor and imagination of this book of immersive, read-aloud bedtime tales.

The Submarine Full of Bees: A Bedtime Story For Kids Aged 5 to 10 9-Feb-2015

by Neil McFarlane

( 479 )

$1.33

A Bedtime Story With Added Buzz

This story is a little bit different from other stories. Usually stories are about other people but this story is about you. And usually stories are made up but this story is all true. It’s about the amazing underwater adventure you had today with those bees.
I know what you’re thinking: you’re thinking: I didn’t have an adventure with any bees today!
Oh yes you did! But you can’t remember because that magic flower made you forget.
Let me explain ...

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In this humorous and wildly imaginative read-aloud bedtime tale, the listener hears about a submarine expedition he/she embarked upon earlier that day to explore the uncharted depths of a muddy puddle. It's one of the thirty-one stories that make up the critically acclaimed collection A Month of Bedtime Stories, oh yes it is!

Reviews of A Month of Bedtime Stories:

A wonderful book well worth adding to any collection - Book Reviews and Giveaways

I loved each one and never once was ready to put the book down - Chodi Kid Books

Looney, wacky, imaginative and borderline crazy tales that McFarlane pens with absolute abandon - Grady Harp, Hall of Fame Top 100 Reviewer / Vine Voice

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Buster the Superdog Saves the Doggone World!: Me Tawk Funny 4 3-Jun-2017

by Neil McFarlane

( 53 )

$2.99

The fourth and final installment in the Me Tawk Funny series.

Buster and Hector face a new enemy in their final adventure together.

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Tiny the Frightened Acorn 2-Sep-2019

by Neil McFarlane

( 6 )

$1.32

An illustrated story for children aged 3 to 6

Tiny the acorn feels small and afraid in a big, scary world. The thing she fears most are the squirrels who roam the meadow where she lives. One day, her worst nightmare comes true - a squirrel spots her hiding in the long grass! Things look bad.
But then Tiny has an idea . . .

Kung Fu Grasshoppers 30-Jul-2019

by Neil Roy McFarlane

( 34 )

$3.93

Two strangers arrive in the grasshoper village, an old man and his granddaughter.

Who are they, and can they help to save the grasshopper children from the evil monster who holds them prisoner in the nearby woods?

Find out in "Kung Fu Grasshoppers" - an illustrated story for children aged 4 to 7.

Quite Possibly Without Doubt the Best Story Book in the World Ever, Maybe: (A Bumper Book of Bite-Sized Bedtime Tales) 12-Jul-2019

by Neil McFarlane

( 6 )

$4.99 $13.08

A 250-page illustrated book of short stories with morals for children of all ages

With a host of animal and human characters, these humorous and imaginative tales feature space-faring puppies, Kung Fu Grasshoppers, time-traveling slugs, undersea bee explorers, Viking goats, boogie woogie monkeys, disco-dancing Romans, and tiddlywinking cockroaches, to name a few.

* Will Captain Slinky the parrotless pirate ever find a parrot so that all the other pirates stop poking fun at him?
* Will Cutlet the piglet detective solve the case of the missing parsnip?
* What happens when the Queen of England decides to rob the Bank of England?
* Can Derek the Disco Roman ever learn to dance disco like disco should be danced?
* Can Spanky Windolene the circus octopus find the secret lair of the thing they call the Internet in order to save his struggling circus?
* Can those boastful worms stop boasting for just one second?
* And so on and so forth, etcetera etcetera etcetera.

Contents:

1. Kung Fu Grasshoppers
2. Disco Roman Derek
3. Captain Slinky's Parrot
4. The Queen's Submarine
5. Doctor Slug's Time Machine
6. Horses in Space
7. Shark Versus Crocodile
8. The Case of the Missing Parsnip
9. The Three Pigs
10. Spanky Windolene Saves the Day
11. The Queen Robs Banks
12. The … Way of the Pizza!
13. Hector's History Lesson
14. Spuddlybonk!
15. Naughty Vikings
16. Badger Cassidy and the Sundance Pig
17. Jenkins the Bad Robot
18. Eric Likes to Boogie
19. Captain Spasmic
20. The Cutest Kitten in the Universe
21. Cows in Black
22. The Boastful Worms
23. Joker Jo
24. The Land of Nonsense
25. When You Were a Snake
26. The Funny Little Thing
27. Cuckoo Lambs
28. Jazz Crabs

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The Bramble Patch of Katmandoodoo 10-Dec-2017

by Neil McFarlane

( 4 )

$2.52

A 2nd-person, read-aloud bedtime story for kids aged 4 to infinity ... where the listener is the star!

Onions make sandwiches tangy, so [insert the name of your child] goes off to the woods in search of the only onion in the world. But in the great Bramble Patch of Katmandoodoo lurk the dreaded Flinty-eyed Ninjas of Razzamatazz ...

Pathetic Sick Sniffy Pants: A funny, read-aloud, bedtime story for kids aged 5 to 9 8-Dec-2017

by Neil McFarlane

( 43 )

$2.52

[Insert the name of your child] travels back in time to Camelot and has some amazing - and rather odd - adventures while on a quest ... for shampoo.

This story appears in the collection "The Revolting Brains".

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Hector and Buster are back for more crazy adventures!

EXCERPT

Look inside to find out how to get the first book in the series Me Tawk Funny Book One FOR FREE!

How did Hector's dog start talking?

A perfect-length bedtime story - grab a copy today!

The third installment in the acclaimed (by me!) Me Tawk Funny series.

Scroll up and grab a copy today

A Bedtime Story With Added Buzz

Reviews of A Month of Bedtime Stories:

Grab a copy today