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Perfectly Adequate Paperback – Sept. 25 2019
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Fans of The Kiss Quotient will love Perfectly Adequate, a heartfelt and hilarious journey along the “human” spectrum from USA Today & Wall Street Journal Bestselling Author Jewel E. Ann.
Dorothy Mayhem is a nursing student, patient transporter, reckless driver, and emu owner. She knows she isn’t like other girls. Neurotypical people are nothing if not predictable, though, and that’s why she has made a hobby of studying their behavior through books and TV.
It helps her fit in with her peers when she can emulate them.
But nothing can prepare her for Dr. Elijah Hawkins.
He’s a single dad. A brilliant pediatric oncologist. Widely agreed to be the sexiest doctor at the hospital. And entirely unpredictable.
Though getting to know the man behind the chiseled features and top-notch reputation would be her pleasure, Dorothy misunderstands one attempt after another to ask her out. Instead of dates with Elijah, she finds herself on a series of playdates with his son.
Roman is cute, sweet, and brings her unexpectedly closer to his father every day.
Dorothy Mayhem is about to find out that the only thing more unpredictable than a child—is love.
- Print length416 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateSept. 25 2019
- Dimensions12.7 x 2.39 x 20.32 cm
- ISBN-101733778659
- ISBN-13978-1733778657
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- Publisher : Jewel E. Ann (Sept. 25 2019)
- Language : English
- Paperback : 416 pages
- ISBN-10 : 1733778659
- ISBN-13 : 978-1733778657
- Item weight : 413 g
- Dimensions : 12.7 x 2.39 x 20.32 cm
- Best Sellers Rank: #473,241 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #6,795 in Humorous
- #14,277 in Romantic Comedy Romance
- #65,458 in Contemporary Romance (Books)
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About the author

Jewel is a Wall Street Journal & USA Today best selling author with a quirky sense of humor. When she's not saving the planet one tree at a time, you can find her role modeling questionable behavior to her three boys, walking her doodle, binge-watching Netflix with her husband, and writing mind-bending romance.
Visit her and sign up for updates at: www.jeweleann.com, Instagram @authorjeweleann or Facebook www.facebook.com/authorjeweleann.
Drop her a message at author@jeweleann.com. She'd love to hear from you!
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Newly divorced, Dr. Elijah Hawkins was trying to figure out his new normal. Then along came Dorothy Mayhem, a woman who couldn't be more different from his ex if she tried. She made him feel young again, feel joy again. She made him smile and made everything okay.
And honestly, for the most part, this story was perfectly lovely.
I loved every moment spent with little Roman and his Dorfee. They were so cute together. I also enjoyed every time that Dorothy misread a situation or responded in a way that I didn't expect.
What I didn't like? The times when I couldn't decide who Eli loved more... his ex who he was desperate to have back... or Dorothy. I also couldn't stand how much everyone compromised and accommodated Dorothy without her even attempting to do the same. I'm pretty sure she wasn't able to, but that fact didn't make her any less frustrating.
Jewel E. Ann sure knows how to write! I think I highlighted practically 40% of this book because I was swooning over so many words. I fell in love with these characters... hard ... and I'm a fan of how things ended on such a mature note.
Great and interesting love story!
Complex characters, well thought out plot and well paced to just keep me reading until I finished it.
Highly recommend.
So Dorothy Mayhem, wow what a lady. I did enjoy this character and her unfiltered way of looking at life. Ms Ann has written a humorous story between Dorothy who is on the autism spectrum and Elijah who she knows of from working at the hospital. Dorothy doesn't see or interpret things quite the same way as most other people, she sees the world in a different light and I loved her unfiltered honesty, her zest for life was wonderful to read.
Elijah is a lovely man who's wife has left him, he's heartbroken and struggling to figure out why she left, they have a son; Roman who is adorable, his wife Julie is the love of his life and he is lost in a way, trying to rebuild a life without her; until he bumps into Dorothy Mayhem.
I liked this book a lot, I thought this author handled the autism aspect really well; I just didn't love it. For me at least the relationship between Dorothy and Elijah just didn't work and it had nothing to do with the autism aspect, they just didn't gel as a couple, not for me anyway, I think Dorothy comes across so innocent, carefree and childlike at times, whereas Elijah is so grown up and responsible, I just couldn't visualise them together, BUT I'm glad that Jewel E Ann could because this book is so worth picking up to read.
Great secondary characters and a really cute kid adds to the enjoyment, but for me it was Dorothy who stole the limelight in the whole book, a remarkable character I won't forget easily !
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Having said all that...I don't think I have read a better book in a very long time. Dorothy is a truly unique woman who had so many insightful words that I feel like she has opened my heart and allowed to me to see the world through her eyes in the most beautiful way. I genuinely laughed so hard at a lot of this book that at one point I laughed until I cried and then could barely breath. I also cried buckets of tears because of the selfless acts of a beautiful woman who sees the world differently than we do.
Jewel in knew to have controversial stuff inter books. There is always something that won't sit right with how you feel but her writing is raw and gritty and so emotional that you can look past that and see the beauty for what it is. And yes, while I have said in the past that I read to escape reality, there is always an exception to the rule. I've always said that if my husband needed to be with someone that I would love him enough to let him go and I feel like that is what Dorothy was doing, even if she was wrong.

So Dorothy Mayhem, wow what a lady. I did enjoy this character and her unfiltered way of looking at life. Ms Ann has written a humorous story between Dorothy who is on the autism spectrum and Elijah who she knows of from working at the hospital. Dorothy doesn't see or interpret things quite the same way as most other people, she sees the world in a different light and I loved her unfiltered honesty, her zest for life was wonderful to read.
Elijah is a lovely man who's wife has left him, he's heartbroken and struggling to figure out why she left, they have a son; Roman who is adorable, his wife Julie is the love of his life and he is lost in a way, trying to rebuild a life without her; until he bumps into Dorothy Mayhem.
I liked this book a lot, I thought this author handled the autism aspect really well; I just didn't love it. For me at least the relationship between Dorothy and Elijah just didn't work and it had nothing to do with the autism aspect, they just didn't gel as a couple, not for me anyway, I think Dorothy comes across so innocent, carefree and childlike at times, whereas Elijah is so grown up and responsible, I just couldn't visualise them together, BUT I'm glad that Jewel E Ann could because this book is so worth picking up to read.
Great secondary characters and a really cute kid adds to the enjoyment, but for me it was Dorothy who stole the limelight in the whole book, a remarkable character I won't forget easily !!

Eli is an all round good guy and had been dealt a rubbish hand from his ex wife - the only character I have to say I found it difficult to warm to and still disliked even at the end of the book. She really did do some atrocious things and I was surprised how quickly she seemed to be forgiven for some of them but I won't spoil the book by listing them.

The story is a lovely journey filled with the ups and downs of life. Be prepared to laugh and cry.

I loved Dorothy Mayhem and her amazing view of the world. Her rules were simple and I loved how they made sense to her.
Elijah hot doctor Hawkins was just a heartbroken man after his wife left him, he had resigned himself to the shelf until one day he meets the body mover working at his hospital. He was instantly attracted.
The romance blooms and he is soon falling in love with Dorothy.
Beautifully written and thought provoking this is a must read.