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DOES NOT TASTE LIKE MARIO KART
Reviewed in Canada on November 25, 2020
EXTREMELY disappointed. I can't describe my children's anger when they found out that their NEW MARIO KART TOOTHPASTE did not taste like Mario kart. I want an EXPLANATION and a REFUND. I have been to Italy... I know. Because of this travesty, I have walked in on my children consuming full Wii remotes. Not even chewing. There have been battery acid in their poop. Also, Berry Blast is gross. Why wouldn't you at least make it mushroom flavored? Like who do you have on your flavor team? Unprofessional.
Sincerely, Disappointed mama.